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If I were not a…

If I were not a [Beaver | Cub | Scout], I wonder what I’d be
If I were not a [ Beaver | Cub | Scout ],

An archer I would be
Shoot the bow, the mighty mighty bow!
Shoot the bow, the mighty mighty bow!
Action: Shooting a bow and arrow

A carpenter I would be
Two by four, nail it to the floor!
Two by four, nail it to the floor!
Action: Nail board to the floor

A bird watcher I would be
There’s a lark, there’s a lark, whooo!
There’s a lark, there’s a lark, whooo!
Action: Hand over eyes and look side to side

A camper I would be
Oh gosh, oh gee, I really need to find a tree!
Oh gosh, oh gee, I really need to find a tree!
Action: Put knees together and do the pee dance

A girl scout I would be
Here’s a cookie, Here’s a cookie, give me 5 bucks!
Here’s a cookie, Here’s a cookie, give me 5 bucks!
Action: Hold out a hand for money

A farmer I would be!
Sow the seed, and fertilise the weeds!
Sow the seed, and fertilise the weeds!
Action: Sow seeds

A plumber I would be
Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
Action: Make plunging motion

An exterminator I would be
Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!
Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!
Action: Squish bugs under your foot

A Ranger I would be,
Get eaten by a bear, see if I care!
Get eaten by a bear, see if I care!
Action: Bear standing up with arms above your head

A storm I would be,
Thunder, lightning, very very frightening!
Thunder, lightning, very very frightening!
Action: Stomp your feet

A Scouter I would be!
Where’s your socks and where’s your shoes and don’t forget your hat!
Where’s your socks and where’s your shoes and don’t forget your hat!
Action: Point to your feet and your head